A Yummy and Delicious List Of Pumpkin Puns 2020 Update.

Hey, guys let’s turn “scary Halloween period ” into “silly” and fun with our favorite pumpkin quotes and pumpkin puns. Oh, my gourd—it already falls, and we’re so excited that Halloween is just around the corner.

Pumpkin Puns

We know it’s typically regarded as a spooky holiday, but instead, we are ready to make it fun with these amazing pumpkin puns

Not sure how to use these funny sayings (beyond just getting a good laugh out of them)? Well, for starters, they’d be great to use as a Halloween Instagram caption—after all, you’ll need to show off your handmade costume from your annual Halloween party, no?

They’re also totally kid-friendly, so if you’re planning on pumpkin carving or painting pumpkins with your little ones, you can share this list with them to keep the good times going.

And if you’re looking to satisfy your sweet tooth instead, we’ve also got tons of pumpkin desserts begging to be baked, including pumpkin cheesecakes, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin bars, and pumpkin cakes. Don’t forget about classic pumpkin pies!

But first things first, you’ll want to scroll through this list of funny puns and quotes—it’s the best way to get ready for pumpkin everything.

Punny Pumpkin Jokes

Pumpkin Puns

Pumpkins and jack o’ lanterns are the subjects of many a Halloween joke. Here are some of the best pumpkin riddles for kids and pun-loving adults.

  • What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
  • What’s a jack o’ lantern’s favorite movie?
    Pulp Fiction!
  • How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
    Use a pumpkin patch!
  • What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
    Pumpkin pi!
  • Where do jack o’ lanterns live?
    In the seedy part of town!
  • Who helps little pumpkins cross the road safely?
    The crossing gourd!
  • What do you call a little pumpkin who doesn’t listen to the crossing gourd?
  • What do you call a chubby jack o’ lantern?
    A plumpkin!
  • What do you call a pumpkin on steroids?
    A jock o’ lantern!
  • What do you call a pumpkin who spits his seeds everywhere?
    A jerk o’ lantern!
  • What does a pirate jack o’ lantern wear?
    A pumpkin patch!
  • Why didn’t the jack o’ lantern cross the road?
    He didn’t have the guts!

Pumpkin Puns Gifts

Whether you’re giving someone an actual pumpkin or just a pumpkin-themed gift, these sayings add a cute extra touch.

  • I hate to get all mushy on you, but you’re the cream of the crop.
  • I thought this gift would pump you up.
  • Orange you pumped for Halloween?
  • If you think I don’t appreciate you, you don’t know jack!
  • Here’s the scoop – without you, my brains would turn to mush!
  • Without you, I’d be out of my gourd!
  • I’m so pumped to have you as a friend!
  • [For a Kid] For our little punkin
  • [For a Relative] Since you’re my kin, I wanted to give you something that would pump you up for Halloween
  • [Jack o’ Lantern] For someone whose smile always lights up a room

Pumpkin Carving Party

What better way to get people pumped up for a pumpkin carving contest than by unleashing some bad puns? Here are a few you can use on invitations, posters, or whatnot.

  • I was pumped up for Halloween
    Now it’s time to get jacked up!
  • Let’s carve out some fun this October!
  • What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
    Cut it out!
  • The little punkins are all scared for Halloween
    Let’s help them put on a happy face!
  • Are you PUMPED UP, out of your GOURD, and ready to SQUASH the competition?
    Then Come to Our Pumpkin Carving Contest!