Highly Spirited Alcohol Puns to Expel the Cold and Give you a Raise.
Alcohol Puns : You will definitely agree that the spirit is always high around any table with alcohol on it. A lot of witty exchange and playing around with words. The source of inspiration we can all guess. You can get your own highness from these great alcohol puns too.
Alcohol Puns about Drinking
All kinds of alcohol have special treat to them but here we give you a general list of funny alcohol puns.
Liquor might not solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
I noticed my wife was drinking a lot, so I took all the alcohol in the house away from her. She wined all night
cleaning with alcohol doesn’t work… …NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night. I now have a terminal hangover.
Alcohol makes you smart. It made bud weizer
What is a Toddler favorite alcohol? Whine.
I say alcohol is my enemy. God says love your enemy
Why did the drunk climb up on the bar roof? He heard the next one was on the house!
Let’s make like a ghost and get sheet-faced.
What should you order if you just want a small drink? A marteenie!
Where’s the best place to order a marteenie? A mini-bar!