The importance of jokes and laughter cannot be downplayed. After all, we all at one time either act or play the fool. April Fools’ Day is a remarkable day to freely trick and con people. April Fools text messages are also a prominent part of marking All Fools Day as it sometimes referred to. Evidently, it is a day for various kinds of trickery and joke.
All Fools Day is globally observed on the first day of April annually. Though not a holiday, however, very few places observe it as one. For friends and close associates, this is a day to have lots of fun. April Fools’ text messages are shared around. Most of these messages have very ridiculous and mischievous contents.
April Fools’ text messages mostly have very informal and witty tones. Predominantly, these kinds of messages are common among people of very close ties. If you are looking for what to trick your friends with or some audacious stuff, this article is for you. In the parts to follow, we’ll list out some crazy April Fools text messages that are quite funny.
Happy April Fools Text Messages
1. I’m not texting you any kind of jokes today, because our friendship is already a one giant joke. I love you anyway. But I do think that we need to be more serious from time to time. Behave.
2. Just wanted to tell you that I will be leaving for Mexico soon. I have decided that I need to free myself from everyday routine and find a peace of mind… I’m not actually. But it’s April Fools, so I just had to try to confuse you.
3. Happy April Fools to the weirdest kid I know. But I love it, because I’m a weirdo too. We are a match made in heaven, I guess. Do you want to prank someone and get in trouble? I’m down for it, just text me and I’ll be on my way.
4. April Fools should be the most important day of the year. Are you ready to prank someone? I’ve been waiting for it for so long. I don’t care if you want to do it or not, I’m on my way. We’re getting in trouble today.
Funny April Fools Text Message
1. Listen, I think I’m ready to confess. I fell in love with you the moment I saw you. I know you are my friend, but I just can’t help it… I’m joking, you weirdo! Happy April Fools’!
2. Prepare for a lot of hilarious jokes and genius pranks, because it’s April Fools’ day! You can’t escape my brilliant evil mind, so don’t even try it. Can wait to see you and show what real pranks look like.
3. You are so lucky to have me, because I’m the only person who can save you from being pranked every second of this day. For the record: your back is not white and will never be. Happy April Fools’!
4. I am the greatest joke this world has ever made so I don’t think you’ll see anything funnier than my life today. I hope you’re laughing now because we both know that making fun of me is the best thing in the world. Happy April Fools’!
5. The day for the pro prankers is finally here, you know, it’s like a second birthday for them, they get to do what they love and they can’t be judged for that, this is why I love April fool’s day! And of course don’t forget the fools!
6. It’s that time of the month again… April fool’s day! When people end up in the hospital with heart attacks hearing the words “I’m pregnant, and it’s yours” or “it’s over!” and it is actually being over, when the other person thinks it’s a joke.. ahhh best day ever!
7. April fools – the day when no one trusts anyone, because you never know what could happen, maybe you will end up with a water balloon, or pie to your face, or just plain pranked, because people these days are pros at this stuff!
8. Some people know April as a beautiful spring month, some call it the middle of spring, but only a few remember one special day… April first! In other words April fool’s day! I hope you don’t get fooled!
9. Ready to be pranked by the best pranker in the whole world? Can’t ‘wait to see your face when you understand that your back is indeed white. Happy April Fools’, mate!
10. I hope you are ready for my pranks, because I prepared some amazing things for you, buddy. I hope you’ll survive this day and end up with no serious injuries. Happy April Fools’ day, mate!
11. What a lovely day to tell you that I am pregnant! I’m keeping this baby, and you’re gonna be his godparent! Okay, just kidding. Don’t trust anyone on April Fools’ Day, weirdo.
12. Mate! I’ve just won a whole lot of money in the lottery, and we’re going on a trip to Europe! I’m obviously taking you with me. Did you believe me? Okay, at least I’ve tried. Hope we’ll survive this crazy day. Happy April Fool’s, buddy!
Tricky April Fools Text Messages
1. I might make a joke at you, but I think you’ll have enough of them this day. That’s why I just wish you a good day full of fun and laugh!
2. Sometimes we don’t need any special reason to smile. We smile just because we feel fine. So may your life be filled with laugh and joy all year round!
3. Today the doctor told me I was ill and there was nothing that could help me. I’m dying… Dying laughing! Ha-ha! Happy April Fool’s day!
4. Listen, mate… I need to tell you something very important. I know it sounds crazy, but I’ve been in love with you for all these years. What’s even crazier is that… you have been fooled! Happy April Fools’, you weirdo! You have been pranked!
5. Your mom called me and said that you’ve been acting weird lately. She said I can’t talk to you about that, but what the hell man? Do you want to know what she told me? That you have been pranked, buddy! Happy April Fools’!
6. April Fool’s day is an incredible holiday, because actually nothing special happened this day, but, never the less, we all are cheerful and happy. Well, that’s right, because happiness doesn’t need any reasons.
Witty April Fools Text Messages
1. So, it’s finally that day again huh? When everyone is afraid to believe anything, because everything they say seems a lie, everyone is pranking one another, just waiting for the right moment to get them… good luck to all of you fools!
2. I may forget to wish you on Diwali, Christmas, your marriage anniversary, or even your birthday; But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on this very special day meant for people like you. Happy April Fool’s Day, buddy!
3. You are precious to me I cannot live my life without you even for a minute You are my life and I can feel you everywhere! Don’t put much pressure on your little brain! I am talking about oxygen.
4. Hey, you! Yes, you! It’s your day today. You can be yourself and I know you will do a good job. Happy April Fool’s Day
5. Can you say “Coca Cola” without your lips touching? Try it, I bet you cannot. Did you do that? You don’t need lips to say that, you fool. You just got pranked, buddy. Happy April Fools!
6. On this wonderful day I want to thank you for showing me that I’m not the stupidest man on the planet. I highly appreciate it, mate. Just kidding! But you have to admit that we could be smarter.
7. It’s your professional holiday again! Happy April Fools, buddy. I hope you will feel better knowing that you are not alone, there are people just like you, and this day were made for you.
8. You are the inspiration for everyone on this special day. April Fools was made for you. You represent this day; you are the official face of this day. Thank you for being a true role model.
9. I just wanted to say that you are the most beautiful human being I’ve ever seen. I can’t keep it a secret anymore. There’s something else I wanted to tell you… Happy April Fools!
10. Some people can’t distinguish a harmful joke from a cruel prank. I hope you’re not this kind of person and all your jokes are really funny!
11. Today is April Fool’s day, but I hope you won’t get fooled. Instead, try to make your nearest and dearest laugh from harmless and funny pranks.
12. There are a lot of languages on our planet, but laugh is the language that doesn’t need any translation and can be understood by everyone. Happy April Fool’s day!
13. If laugh makes our life longer, then April Fool’s day is a great opportunity to provide us with a happy and long day full of positive emotions. Feel free to joke and don’t get offended if someone plays tricks on you. Wish you a good mood!
1. There would always be one heart that will beat for you today and always. Guess whose heart??? It’s yours, Stupid!!!
2. I believe that April Fool’s day should become an official holiday. Because this is the holiday in honour of laugh and happiness – the most magnificent emotion a man can experience. Enjoy this day and don’t play sick jokes!
3. Every day we wake up in the morning, go to work and it seems that nothing will change. It’s such a routine. But there’s one day, when we can return to our childhood and forget about dull adult life for a while. Have fun and a happy April Fool’s day to you!
4. April Fool’s day is famous for its pranks and sick jokes. But I want you to remember this day for the joy and laugh it will bring you. Happy April Fool’s day!
5. If you’re tired – just laugh, because 5 minutes of laugh are considered as an hour of rest. If you’re sad – just laugh and your sadness will go away. Laugh is a panacea for everything. Happy April Fool’s day!
6. Ahhh… April fools – a day of breakups, broken hearts, bones and just plain stupid, stupid ideas… because only a person who is the pro at April fool’s day gets a laugh, because every single one of you are his victims.. Good luck!
7. For me, April Fool’s day is not the day of making fools out of my friends and family. On the contrary, this day gives a wonderful opportunity to cheer them up and make a little bit happier.
8. Some people say that April Fool’s day is the funniest day of the year. Others say that it is the day of sick and cruel jokes. I don’t know what your point of view is, but I wish you a lot of hearty laugh and true happiness.
9. I hope this day will become a day to remember. Not because you’ll get fooled, but because it will bring you many positive emotions. Happy April Fool’s day!
10. We’re so busy and serious that there’s no place for childish laugh in our life. But sometimes it’s really necessary to relax for a while and take this life with humour. It’ll give your life a fresh coat of paint. Happy April Fool’s day!
11. If today anyone praise you for your great look and amazing style, kick them off and ask, how dare they fool you before April 1st.
12. This is the first day of April and you should spend this day as good as it’s possible. If you’re in a cheerful and happy mood, then this mood will follow you during the whole month. Happy April Fool’s day!
13. Why everyone is so serious? I’m tired to see joyless faces. Cheer up and smile, because today there are no reasons for you to be so serious and stressed!
14. Attention, danger! Laughing gas is everywhere and you should beware. If you breathe it into your lungs, you won’t stop laughing till the end of the day. Happy April Fool’s day!
15. Today you should be very careful. Today everything depends on you, so you should decide whether you will be get fooled or you’ll make fools out of them!
16. Today I wish you to have funny jokes and make everyone around you smile and laugh. You’re really good at it. Happy April Fool’s day!
17. I hate this day! I’ve been a victim of sick jokes several times already! They doused me with a bucket of cold water, ripped my pants and broke my leg! But despite my helpless condition, I’m still able to joke. Ha-ha, happy April Fool’s day, dude!
18. I like April Fool’s Day, because it makes me smile and laugh. The only reason why I hate this day is that your jokes are always better than mine. How do you do it, man? Ha-ha, just kidding… There are no jokes better than mine.
19. I’m sure nobody will escape your amazing sense of humour today. Make them all laugh so hard that they would remember this day for the rest of the year! Happy April Fool’s day!
20. It’s impossible to stay boring and frowning when spring is all over the place! I wish you to spend this wonderful sunny day laughing together with your friends and family and just enjoying the atmosphere!
21. Someone is Lonely without you. Guess Who? It’s THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO. Happy April fools’ day!
22. You should know that you’ll face a lot of evil jokes and lies this day, that’s why I want to be the only honest person in your surroundings and tell you the truth. You’re the most horrible man I’ve ever met and I hope I’ll never see you again. Ha-ha, I’m just kidding! Happy April Fool’s day!
23. April Fool’s day is a great reason to be less serious and become carefree children to some extent. Wish you a lot of funny and harmful pranks today!
24. Today is April Fool’s day, but no one should feel like a fool. This is the day for laugh, joy and funny, but not sick, jokes… By the way, do you remember where we buried the corpse when we got drunk at that party last week?
25. April Fool’s day is the day when you can play tricks on everyone as much as you want, unless someone of them will play a trick on you. Be on a guard and don’t let them take away your crown of the King of jokes!
26. Everyone loves good jokes and great sense of humour. And today is the day when we can show our talent and make our nearest and dearest laugh brightly. Happy April Fool’s day!
27. By the way, studies showed that all fools use their THUMB when they read SMS. Now it’s too late, don’t bother to change your finger! Another fool detected!
28. I may forget to wish you on birthday, Christmas or even New Year day. But I am very thankful to God that I never forget to wish you on this special day dedicated for people like you. Happy April fool!
30. As is known, laughter makes us live longer. So stop being so serious and relax at least for a day! Enjoy playing jokes and laughing!
31. You can laugh all day long and nobody will say you’re crazy. You can make fun of your friends and family, but nobody will be offended. That’s the beauty of this day. Wish you a great mood and many-many funny jokes!
32. Hey, ever thought of the best day to propose a girl. It’s simply April 1- U Know Why?? If she accepts you are lucky, and if it’s the other way round -just tell her April Foooool!!!
33. We have known each other for so long, don’t you think we can be more than just being friends? Cos I really do love you, I need you to stay beside me. Will you be my partner for a bank robbery? Happy April fool day!
34. Happy April fool’s day! umm, just a tip: check your toilet, sink, fridge, plates, phone, everything that can be touched, don’t leave the house, just lay in your bed, wrapped in your blanket and hope for the best…
Short April Fools Text Messages
1. You are a gorgeous, amazing, intelligent talented, caring, and understanding person. Smiling? Well, Happy April Fool’s Day!
2. Believe nothing and trust no one. Today is April Fool’s Day.
3. Happy April Fool’s Day! I hope today you had fun being smacked at, thrown things at, be laughed at, and be someone else’s fool. It was really fun, right?
4. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Happy April Fool’s Day!
5. What is the difference between a wise & a fool? A wise sends a text message and a fool keeps reading them. How many times have you read my messages? Happy April Fool’s Day!
6. Hey, sorry for informing you so late. I am getting married on April 1. All of you are invited.
7. You definitely cannot touch your elbow with your tongue. Tried doing it? Well, all the idiots would! Happy April Fool’s Day, friend. This day is dedicated just for you!
8. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
9. Somebody misses you every second and wants to meet you as soon as possible. Guess who? Your chimpanzee friend in the zoo
10. April Fool’s Day has been cancelled this year. But don’t worry, we will dedicate some other day for you.
11. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
12. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself and YOU have already done a good job.
13. Earth may stop rotating; Birds may stop flying; Candles may stop melting, And hearts may stop beating. But your brain will never start working. ‘April Fool Day’ was meant just for people like you!
I don’t know about you, but I have received April Fools’ text messages quite similar in awkwardness to those above. By now, I am sure you must be shaking your head in amazement at how daring people can be. Yes, we have these kinds of people even as friends. Don’t miss ceasing this freedom to have as much fun as possible with some jokes and April Fools’ text messages.
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