Even a Kill-Joy Cannot Resist these Birthday Puns.
Birthdays are moments of joy and laughter. The years weren’t easy but we triumphed at the end. We can’t afford to make it all boring and dull. Let’s celebrate life with laughter for we only have one. (Tramadol)
Humorous Birthday Puns for Friends
Light up your Friends day with these birthday puns.
A guaranteed gift you get every birthday is another year older.
You feta have a gouda birthday.
I will never dessert you.
Hey shawty, it’s sherbert day.
Loving you is a piece of cake
Don’t worry if no one comes to your birthday party because then you’ll have your cake and eat it too.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
Wine improves with age. You improve with wine.
Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.
Birthday Puns about Cakes
Birthdays almost seem incomplete without cakes. Add these cakes puns too to your birthday.
What is a ghost’s favorite cake? I-scream cake!
Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office? It was feeling crummy.
My birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard.
Cake my day.
Life is what you bake it.
You make life so fun-fetti.
Have a flantastic birthday.
You batter believe it’s your birthday.
Birthday Wishes to Laugh and Forget your Age
You will most likely forget you are growing old when you get these birthday puns.
You are aged to perfection.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?
They say everything gets better with age.
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
Amusing Happy Birthday Puns for Your Parents
Take out time have a happy moment with your darling parents. Make them feel younger.
You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
You know you’re getting old when…there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Birthday Pun Dialogue
These short conversations are so comical. Take a stroll through them.
What kind of birthday cake did Peter Pan receive? A pan-cake!
What do you say to a Mexican sheep on its birthday? Fleece cumpleaños!
What did the elephant want for its birthday? A trunk full of gifts!
Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A cat-alogue!
Why do candles love birthdays so much? They just wanna get lit!
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered birthday cake? No thanks, I’m stuffed!
Why did the doctor say to the birthday boy when he got heartburn from eating cake? Try taking the candles off!
Why do your relatives always remind you how old you are? Age is a relative thing!
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.
Why did the birthday cake visit the therapist? Because it was feeling crumby!
What kind of birthday cake do you get a coffee lover? Choco-latte!
Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
What’s a bee’s favorite day? It’s bee-day!
When is birthday cake like a golf ball? When you slice it!
How does ice cream wish each other a happy birthday? “Congrats, it’s sherbert day!”
What do you call it when you train a kid to use a toilet on their birthday? A surprise potty!
How do people celebrate birthdays in heaven? With angel food cake!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!
What do you get a hunter for his birthday? A birthday pheasant!
How do raccoons celebrate their birthdays? They get trashed!
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
Why do people write on birthday cakes? Because everyone wants to have their cake and read it too!
Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What’s the worst part about birthdays? Too many can kill you!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Why don’t owls exchange birthday gifts? They don’t give a hoot!