Flower Puns That Will Make You Happy and Laugh 2020 Update

Flower Puns That Will Make You Happy and Laugh 2020 Update.

Flower puns are the best to include in a card along with a bouquet to someone you love. If you do a good job, maybe they will plant their tulips on you. Add your own flower puns in the comments!

Riddles

Here are some flower puns that come in the form of riddles. We think they’re pretty sweet, but you might find them… pun-gent.

  • What do you get when you cross a parrot with a bee? Polly-nation!
  • What do you get when you cross Lassie with a daisy? A collie-flower!
  • How do florists make their money? By petaling their goods, of course!
  • Did you hear that Simba got all dressed up? You might say he was a real dandy-lion!
  • Where does the Pillsbury Doughboy sleep? In a flour bed!
  • What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
  • What did the big flower call the small flower? His little bud!
  • What did the florist do when he was late for a big wedding? He put the petal to the metal!
  • How do you impress a hydrangea? Simple – use a lot of flowery language!
  • What do you call it when two young flowers fall in love? A budding romance!
  • Why couldn’t the scientist plant any flowers? He hadn’t botany!

Valentine’s Day Flower Puns

Flower Puns

Looking for a punny way to wish someone a Happy Valentine’s Day? Here are some puns you can send along with flowers.

My love for you continues to blossom.

  • I really really lilac you.
  • [Pink Flowers] I’m tickled pink to be your Valentine.
  • If it’s bouquet with you, I’d like you to be my Valentine.
  • Flora good time call [phone number].
  • [Friend] Every rose has its thorn. May you always avoid the pricks. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • [Yellow Flowers] Yellow… is it me you’re looking for? Sorry, just pollen your leg. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Mother’s Day

Puns are such a mom thing. Here are some puns that go perfectly with her Mother’s Day flowers.

  • For a mother who always rose to the occasion, even when I was a real thorn in your side.
  • I’m not orchid-ing when I say you’re a great mom.
  • [Chrysanthemums] You’re the best mum a person could ask for.
  • I’m so glad gladiolus you’re my mom.
  • Marigolds for a mother with a heart of gold. Happy Mother’s Day!
  • You are the best mom in the world. Iris my case.
  • You’re the best mom ever, orchid you not.

Fuuny Flower Puns

Flower Puns

  • What does a flower write on their valentine? Aloe you vera much.
  • What did the flower say when her son went off to college? I be-leaf in you.
  • What did the flower say when he saw his date? I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
  • What’s a flower’s favorite band? Guns n’ Roses.
  • What do flowers study in college? STEM.
  • What kind of alcohol do flowers drink? Rosé.
  • What is a flower’s favorite Journey song? Don’t stop be-leafing.

Flower Puns

  • How do two flowers greet each other? Hey bud, how’s it growing?
  • What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
  • What do you say to a pensive flower? A peony for your thoughts?
  • Why are plants the best chefs? They’re succulent.
  • How much does a flower love their friends? Bunches.
  • What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers? Like pollen teeth.
  • What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie? Backpetal.
  • Why are flowers so good at problem-solving? They know how to nip things in the bud.
  • What did the flower tell his son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.
  • How do you know you’re in love with a flower? Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.

 

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