65 Funny and Witty Valentine’s Day Messages Latest Update

65 Funny and Witty Valentine’s Day Messages Latest Update.

Funny Valentine Messages: Do you know that it doesn’t matter if you are single or not, you should never miss the fun and humor of a valentine’s day.

Valentine’s Day MessagesAlso, not every wish for Valentine’s Day needs to be romantic; sometimes, particularly when it comes to your only friend, you can make them amusing and humorous too.

It can be an act of affection to make others laugh and everybody loves a little humor now and then.

If you want to make a difference in the “love celebration” this year, take the first step and use the following funny messages from Valentine’s Day to get a chuckle from your Valentine.

You can try making your Valentine’s Day wishes with some witty words just like our collection of funny Valentine’s Day wishes here

Sweet n’ Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

  • We may be old flames, but we haven’t lost our spark yet, Valentine.
  • Honey, we were meant to “bee” on Valentine’s Day and every day. – Let’s enjoy Valentine’s Day together, and then we can live sappily ever after.
  • Valentine, hang onto my love handles because it’s going to be a wild ride.
  • If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
  • The little hearts on your flannel pajamas are calling my name, Valentine.
  • Sending Valentine’s wishes filled with killer kisses.
  • Valentine, there is nothing fishy about it; you’re the perfect catch.
  • Wake up, it’s Valentine’s Day! Can I kiss you yet?
  • This Valentine’s Day, it’s no more Mister Nice Guy. I’m going to be Mister Super Amazing Guy, so get ready for some crazy, outstanding fun.
  • My heart vibrates as much as my phone every time you text me.
  • I’ll be the magnet and you be the steel; this Valentine’s Day is about to get real.
  • I know I’m a pig, but I want to hog all your kisses on Valentine’s Day.

  • Sending you all my valentine vibes today, Babe.
  • Valentine, I doughnut want to lose you because you add cheerful sprinkles to my day, and make my heart spin round and round. I love you hole-heartedly.
  • I have a tell-tale heart, and all it talks about is you, Valentine.
  • Whenever you’re around, Valentine, my heart starts to sing opera.
  • Don’t mean to be cheesy, But you make me feel queasy. No one can love you gouda than me. Will you be mine?

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

  • I left kisses on your mirror this morning so you would feel surrounded by my love on Valentine’s Day.
  • If Valentine’s Day gave out report cards, you would have all A’s (and a couple of A+’s.)
  • If this box of expensive chocolates doesn’t say, “I love you,” I don’t know what will.
  • Valentine, you’re so steamy and stunning, that my motor is running.
  • Valentine, do you work out because my heart is gripped with the power of your love
  • This Valentine’s Day, I hope you are like my favorite Dove candy: soft and sweet, ready to be unwrapped and holding a promise inside.
  • It’s Valentine’s Day which means X’s and O’s lead to anything goes.
  • Valentine, I love you so much my heart is sore.
  • Valentine, You’re the jelly to my belly.
  • Girl/Boy, you add pop to my corn. Let’s cuddle up for a special snack on Valentine’s Day.
  • Hey my Valentine, our love story is so amazing that Disney should put us in their next movie. – Have a happy, sappy, no lip-chappy kind of Valentine’s Day!
  • You remind me of a heart-shaped sugar cookie: delightful and sweet with a slight tendency to crumble right into my lap.
  • If the smoke alarm goes off, it’s because you have set my heart on fire, Sweetheart.
  • Valentine, our relationship is like a yo-yo: full of ups and downs, sometimes a tangled mess, but lots of fun when it works right.
  • The butterflies in my stomach are wishing you a happy Valentine’s Day.
  • I want to spend Valentine’s Day warmly wrapped in your love like a Hershey’s kiss fresh out of the factory.
  • Come over here and kiss me, my voluptuous valentine.

Funny Valentine Day Messages for Friends

  • Whatever you do, don’t commit yourself. You’ll be dead long before your death. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • I love you like a lazy guy loves his bed in the morning. I want you like a monkey wants a banana and I crave for you as a fat boy craves for chocolates.
  • My healthcare plan does not cover the broken heart. So please don’t leave me ever. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • Dear friend, wishing you a happy valentine’s day. I hope you will enjoy with your girlfriend since she won’t leave you to accompany your friends for a night out party.
  • Whoever said Valentine’s Day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend! Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • I don’t mind being a security guard while you’re dating as long as you’re paying for me being drunk & grabbing some hookers from the club.
  • It’s always a wonder how the least intelligent guy in the friend circle gets the most beautiful girl in the class. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • The world is filled with so many people with so little love. Tonigt, let’s make some love together. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • When people ask me what is the best thing about you, I say nothing. I don’t want them to fall in love with you. Happy valentine’s Day!
  • I just found out that I have fallen in love more deeply than I had originally planned. You can take this as a Valentine’s Day confession from me!
  • You are just as much weird as me. That makes us a perfect couple. Happy valentine’s day to my crazy one!
  • I don’t need a lot of candies this valentine’s day because I’m on diet. You can buy me diamonds instead!
  • If my wealth grew as much as my love for you, today I’d be on the Forbes list of richest men in the world. happy valentine’s day!
  • I wish I could strip your clothes off tonight like the way you strip a bar of wrapped chocolate. I really wish I was with you tonight. happy valentine’s day sweetheart!
  • Love is like a blanket. It will keep you warm and safe for some times but very soon you’ll realize that it was an electric blanket and someone else is in control of the switch!

Valentine’s Day Messages

Funny Valentine Wishes for Singles

  • I get it, you are not single, you’re just waiting for something real, which unfortunately will never happen. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • You may not have someone to love but at least your pocket is safe & secure. Enjoy your life man! I’ve started to envy you already!
  • Even God couldn’t find someone for you in all these years. Maybe she is not born yet, or maybe she is from mars! Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • If you remain single for the next 2 years, you should really consider dating yourself. Because you are one of a kind and there’s no one like you!
  • Having a great time with my GF so far, just wanted to know how you’ve been doing today? How it feels like dating yourself? I’m dying to know!
  • The power of human brain is unlimited. Even a loser can create an imaginary valentine for himself anytime. Then my friend, why you’re so sad?
  • I have never seen anyone more romantic and caring as a person than you are. Maybe this is the reason why you are still single!
  • Every Valentine’s Day creates a hole in my pocket that I need the whole year to repair. I’m glad that you’re still single!
  • Girlfriends are temporary, friends are permanent. Accept this truth, my friend. Let’s spend this Valentine’s Day high on drugs & drunk as a lord!
  • Kitten, I’m smitten because you are the purr-fect Valentine for me.
  • You make my toes wiggle and my heart giggle, Valentine.
  • Do you know why Cupid uses a bow and arrow? Because it works better than a boomerang.
  • The puppy love I once had for you has grown into a big old St. Bernard, Valentine.

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