50 Funny Birthday Wishes That Will Make Them Smile

50 Funny Birthday Wishes That Will Make Them Smile.

Give your companions and friends and family an unforgettable encounter on their birthday celebrations and put a grin on their countenances on the most important day of the year. Sending a greeting to an old buddy shouldn’t involve schedule, and it shouldn’t be exhausting. Old buddies realize what makes you giggle, and what won’t strike you as clever. Here you will locate the most interesting and funniest birthday messages. 

Funny Birthday Wishes That Will Make Them Smile

Hilarious Birthday Messages for Friends

  • When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred! 
  • Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here! 
  • Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something! 
  • Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age! 
  • If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy! 
  • Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you! 
  • Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here! 
  • Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know! 
  • Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave! 
  • On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old! 
  • Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding! 
  • Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake! 
  • Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents! 
  • As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’! 
  • Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are! 
  • Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time! 
  • Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind! 
  • Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer! 

Hilarious Birthday Messages for Friends

Funny Birthday Messages for Woman

  • May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady! 
  • Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times! 
  • Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge! 
  • When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time! 
  • Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that! 
  • I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you. 
  • Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone. 
  •  Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred! 
  • Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday! 
  • Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes! 
  • Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is! 
  • Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman! 
  • There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age! 
  • Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here! 
  • You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you! 
  • Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!) 

Funny Birthday Messages for Woman

Funny Happy Birthday Messages for Man

  • Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway! 
  • Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut! 
  • Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different! 
  • Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake! 
  • A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs! 
  • Happy Birthday to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing… 
  • Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man! 
  • Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man! 
  • On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars! 
  • Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded! 
  • Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, ‘who is your dentist’ and ‘do you get your beard dyed’? 
  • Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion! 
  • As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are! 
  • Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive? 
  • If someone doesn’t acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man! 
  • Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man! 

These messages will certainly put a smile on your friends’ face on their birthday.

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