55 Funny Friendship Quotes That They Will Cherish 

55 Funny Friendship Quotes That They Will Cherish.

Having a friend is a good thing. Even so, a good and genuine friends are hard to come by but when you finally find one, it is worthwhile. Once in a while, make out time to remind your friends how much you cherish them. Here are some best friendship quotes you can send.

35 Short and Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes

  • It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ ~ A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh 
  • Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. ~ Greg Tamblyn 
  • It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~ Marlene Dietrich 
  • Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. ~ Unknown 
  • A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. – Fr. Jerome Cummings 
  • Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person. – Anonymous 
  • Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh 
  • One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. – George Carlin 
  • Who needs friends? I have the Internet! – Anonymous 
  • You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us! – Anonymous 
  • High school is not the time to find your friends. It’s the time to find your bridesmaids. – Anonymous 
  • A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson 
  • You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them. 
  • My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum. 
  • It is good when a dog is your friend, but when your friend is a dog… 
  • Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand… 
  • Don’t tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you. 
  • There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate. ~ Linda Grayson 
  • It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson 
  • Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families. – Anonymous 
  • Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb 
  • Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success. – Oscar Wilde 
  • I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. – Plutarch 
  • Difference between friends and best friends: A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, “You will die in seven days.” – Anonymous 
  • Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend. ~ Sarah Dessen 
  • Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh 
  • Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry. ~ Unknown 

35 Short and Funny Friendship Quotes.

  • You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. ~ Unknown 
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~ Sicilian Proverb 
  • Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. ~ Otto von Bismarck 
  • Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ ~ Cookie Monster 
  • A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones. 
  • I would like to know when someone unfriends me on Facebook, so I could like it. 
  • Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server. 
  • Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. – Esther M. Clark 
  • Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. ~ Marilyn Monroe 
  • I’m not a Facebook status, you don’t have to like me. 
  • I don’t care what was said about me. Just tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you. 
  • Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name. 
  • Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. ~ W.H. Auden 
  • One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. ~ Marcelene Cox 
  • It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. ~ Charles Lamb 
  • One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. ~ Clifton Fadiman 
  • Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did. ~ Wendy Jean Smith 
  • When a woman becomes her own best friend, life is easier. 
  • Friends are relatives you make for yourself. – Eustache Deschamps 
  • The best time to make friends is before you need them. – Ether Barrymore 
  • Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.- Robert Staughton Lynd 
  • You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. ~ Laurence J. Peter 
  • Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. ~ Unknown 
  • Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~ Mark Twain 
  • Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. ~ Samuel Butler 
  • If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. ~ Oprah Winfrey 
  • Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks! – Anonymous 
  • A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Jim Hayes 

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