55 Funny Friendship Quotes That They Will Cherish.
Having a friend is a good thing. Even so, a good and genuine friends are hard to come by but when you finally find one, it is worthwhile. Once in a while, make out time to remind your friends how much you cherish them. Here are some best friendship quotes you can send.
Funny Friendship Quotes
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ ~ A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. ~ Greg Tamblyn
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~ Marlene Dietrich
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. ~ Unknown
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. – Fr. Jerome Cummings
Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person. – Anonymous
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. – George Carlin
Who needs friends? I have the Internet! – Anonymous
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us! – Anonymous
High school is not the time to find your friends. It’s the time to find your bridesmaids. – Anonymous
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them.
My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.
It is good when a dog is your friend, but when your friend is a dog…
Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand…
Don’t tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you.
There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate. ~ Linda Grayson
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families. – Anonymous
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success. – Oscar Wilde
I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. – Plutarch
Difference between friends and best friends: A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, “You will die in seven days.” – Anonymous
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend. ~ Sarah Dessen
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry. ~ Unknown
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. ~ Unknown
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~ Sicilian Proverb
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. ~ Otto von Bismarck
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ ~ Cookie Monster
A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.
I would like to know when someone unfriends me on Facebook, so I could like it.
Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server.
Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. – Esther M. Clark
Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. ~ Marilyn Monroe
I’m not a Facebook status, you don’t have to like me.
I don’t care what was said about me. Just tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you.
Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.
Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. ~ W.H. Auden
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. ~ Marcelene Cox
It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. ~ Charles Lamb
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. ~ Clifton Fadiman
Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did. ~ Wendy Jean Smith
When a woman becomes her own best friend, life is easier.
Friends are relatives you make for yourself. – Eustache Deschamps
The best time to make friends is before you need them. – Ether Barrymore
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.- Robert Staughton Lynd
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. ~ Laurence J. Peter
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. ~ Unknown
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~ Mark Twain
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. ~ Samuel Butler
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. ~ Oprah Winfrey
Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks! – Anonymous
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Jim Hayes