30 Funny Things to Write in a Christmas Card 2020

30 Funny Things to Write in a Christmas Card 2020.

Writing a Christmas card should be easy right? No much materials needed and no stress. On the blank pages, instead of using the standard ‘Merry Christmas’, turn things up a bit. Put a big fat grin on someone’s face when they read that card with these funny Christmas messages below. (gilberteyecare.com)  

Funny Christmas Card Messages

• They say that Christmas is just around the corner. How can it be when the world is round? 

• Anybody know where can I buy love? They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas. 

• I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight. 

• Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk. 

• I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts. 

• Before, children are the carolers. Nowadays, I wonder why streets are a field with adult carolers. 

• Mother gives coins to children carolers and gives bills to adult ones. Why is that so? Isn’t it Christmas is for children? 

• I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house. 

• I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster, I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him. 

• Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard. 

• People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores. 

• I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well! 

• Since I brought the presents, I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness! 

• Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always And Christmas will bring you what you wish for. 

• I know your family is dysfunctional. Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! 

• If you look for me at Christmas, Don’t forget to check the local bar! 

• All I want for Christmas is for you to have a Merry Christmas! 

• The elves are working overtime to prepare presents for you. You’ve been extra nice this year. 

• Christmas only comes once a year, and that’s what we are all most thankful for at Thanksgiving. Merry Christmas! 

• I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.” 

• Are Christmas trees green? I mean, are they environmentally friendly like a Hybrid? 

• The main thing Jesus and Santa have in common is that they both look good in a beard. 

• The best thing we all teach our kids about Christmas is honesty. “Sure… there’s a real Santa Clause.” 

• They keep raising the age requirement to qualify for social security so Santa won’t retire. 

• Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them the rest of the year. 

• The day you learn that Santa isn’t real is the day you question if that Jesus guy is real. 

• Get your fat pants ready, it’s Christmas. 

• I found your Christmas card message on the internet because I am not creative enough and I don’t care about you enough to actually write your Christmas card message. 

• Santa saw your Facebook – you’re getting a dictionary this year! 

• May your fun be large and bills be small this year. Merry Christmas!