Funny Yearbook Quotes that are Truly Outrageous

No questions need to be asked here, high school kids are simply witty and way out of this world with their stunts. How they even manage to put out these kinds of funny yearbook quotes… well most of us are like that too. Yearbook gives students the opportunity to express themselves in the most natural ways. With this in mind, students always use this freedom well by giving out some very funny yearbook quotes.

Funny Yearbook Quotes that are Truly Outrageous

Evidently, there are no general rules for yearbook quotes. Hence, all these funny yearbook quotes have been given over the years. Earnestly, high school is fun. From naughty, to weird, to inspiring, to outright hilarious yearbook quotes, high school students have them in large stock for everyone.

As it is, you may also be looking for ideas of a yearbook quote to use or suggest to someone. Even though we have stated above that there are no general rules, you can pick some clues from the ones we will be listing. However, we advise that you use something not too serious. Select or write something cool and fancy. Most preferably, you can opt for a funny yearbook quote. Below, we have listed a few examples for you.

Extremely Funny Yearbook Quotes of all Time

Extremely Funny Yearbook Quotes of all Time

1. “High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell”

2. “The happier we get, the less we see #asian #life“

3. “I got kicked out of hogwarts for using black magic“

4. “I went through four years of high school without having bad hair day“

5. “I’m that nigerian prince that keeps emailing you“

6. “It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male“

7. “I would like to tank my arms for always being by my side. My legs forh always supporting me and finally my fingers; because i could always count on them“

8. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep“

9. “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning

10. “I started high school with straight a’s, now i’m not even straight“

11. “I look better in person“

12. “Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, i roll around in her garden and pretend i’m carrot“

13. “You got to enjoy the little things in life, like blowing bubbles. They call me bubbles in the classroom, because i’m always rising to the top“

14. “I had to put my grades up for adoption because i couldn’t raise them“

15. “I am not vegetarian because i love animals; i am a vegetarian because i hate plants“

16. “I always knew brooke would end up on top of me

17. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated“

18. “Of course i dress well, i didn’t spend all the time in the closet for nothing“

19. “I asked god for a bike, but i know god doesn’t work that way, so i stole a bike and asked god for forgiveness“

20. “The next quote is a lie. The previous quote is telling the truth“

21. “Yes, that is my actual last name“

22. “You can’t see me” – john cena“

Funny Yearbook Quotes

23. “My a’s turned to b’s and so did my grades, god bless“

24. “Education is important but big biceps are importanter“

25. “I do have a soul

26. “Honey! Where is my super suit!!! “

27. “I am not amith. I am a legend“

28. “Not pregnant, just eatin’ good“

29. “Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else“

30. “It’s not enough that i should succeed – other should fail“

31. “That wasn’t like high school musical at all“

32. “See kids, i told you i was sexy in high school“

33. “Goodbye everyone, i’ll remember you all in therapy“

34. “Was released from his 4 year sentence“

35. “We know what you’re thinking and no, we’re not related“

36. “Make up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make up“

37. “I want more fridays and pancakes“

38. “My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size“

39. “I do indeed have eyes“

40. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me“


41. “You know the world has come to dark state when you lower yourself to quoting ‘sex and the city“

42. “You shall not pass!… But i did“

43. “I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, i’m outstanding“

44. “In this photo i’m not wearing pants

45. “We don’t look alike. I’m not maliik“

46. “No, voldemort is not in my head-wrap“

47. “So… Are you asian or chinese? – literally everyone“

48. “When it comes to random security checks, i always win. Always“

49. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school“

50. “I want to thank google, wikipedia and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you“


51. “I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me“

52. “My computer screen is brighter than my future“

53. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport“

54. “Brandon is pretty much the nicest person you will ever meet… Brandon dawson is a liar“

55. “Some days are a total waste of makeup“

56. “I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with kristy, but kristy was laying right next to me“

57. “Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy taco bell, which is basically the same thing“

58. “The only reason i went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that i’ll never be beyonce“

59. “What a day!!! Nothing happened and i was tired“

60. “Befriending the administration will get you everywhere “

61. “Donuts are always the answer“

62. “Thank you mario! But our senior quote is in another yearbook! “

63. “I like choir because i can be naked under my robe“

64. “honey, why are there pancakes in the silverware drawer?” – scrubs (left) “you mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wha-thuhh!!!”- christopher turk (right) “

65. “I’m fat because i don’t chase these hoes“

66. “Greg just stole my girl’- everyone“

67. ‘What if we spelled ‘people’ like this peeple. That would be funny, i think’ – kim kardashian“

68. “What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget“

69. “This is totally going on my blog“

70. “My presence is a present“

71. “I’m a lion i’m a lion! No i’m actually a dragon! I’m a dragon! And it feels sooo goood! I’m a lion and a dragon at the same time! I’m a champion! I’m a lion!“

72. “Is this the krusty krab? No, this is patrick“

73. “I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that i cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha“

74. “I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class of 2015 because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! Xoxo“

Quite Funny Yearbook  Quotes

75. “I will miss the friends that i have made and the memories we shared along with the teachers i have boned with over the years

76. “My brother took my quote

77. “I got to experience hell for four years before i even died“

78. “Thanks to whs, i learned to right good“

79. “When my eyes are closed, i can’t see“

80. “I’m going to steal the declaration of independence“

81. “This is nothing but a hive, and i am the one and only queen bee“

82. “I was sitting one day and a camera went off. I am not a model“

Wow! These students were something else. Imagine how striking and funny these yearbook quotes are. You can never get bored going through these funny quotes. You can equally decide to make yours as interesting as these.

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