Amusing Halloween Tombstone Sayings and Jokes about Death
Amusing Halloween Tombstone Sayings and Jokes about Death.
Halloween Tombstone Sayings: Death will always be around. We don’t have to cry ourselves to death too. Make fun once in a while with some Amusing Halloween tombstone sayings. We can find joy anywhere – even on tombstones.
Funny Tombstone Puns and Inscriptions
These tombstone puns and inscriptions are epic.
My tombstone won’t say rip, it will say vip. Because there is a special place in hell for me
Dentist’s tombstone: “Here lies Frank Serra, filling his last cavity”.
What I want written on my tombstone: “Not appreciating puns was a grave mistake”
So yea, swapping the names on the tombstones… Was a grave idea…
I got kicked out of a graveyard the last time I went to Scotland. They didn’t appreciate me writing “Graveheart” on
A wife inscribed on her husband’s tombstone… Rest in Peace honey. Rest in Peace, till I join you.
What did they put on Margaret Thatcher’s tombstone? “Here Lies the Iron Lady. May she rust in peace”
My buddy told me that ‘on my tombstone when i go, just put death by rock and roll’ which is pretty reckless
I saw an ad for tombstones in the paper I thought this was the last thing I needed.
What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? iCame, iSaw, iConquered.
On the atheist tombstone: All dressed up and no place to go.
He made a misstep and wound up here
Here at rest lies Cowboy Joe, Grabbed the bull by the horns, But forgot to let go
Beneath this stone lies a merry lass, Who aimed for the brake and hit the gas
Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you must be, Prepare for death and follow me
While living folks my tomb do view, Remember well – there’s room for you!
We all have a debt, to nature due, I’ve paid mine, and so must you
Roses are red, violets are blue, he came for me, and he’ll come for you
Here I lay, rotting away
Halloween Tombstones Names
There couldn’t be better suited names.
May B. Walken
Al B. Backe
Barry M. Deep
Seymour Butz
Dee Cayen
Yul B. Next
Dee Parted
M.T. Grave
Izzy Deadyet
May B. Walken
Barry D’Alive
Ima Rottin
Dee Cayen
Halloween Tombstones Stories
Lift a grieving soul with these funny stories.
A man named Odd
There once was a man named Odd. Throughout his life people would tease him about his name, and so in his will he left instructions that his tombstone should have no name on it; at least in death he would have some peace.
The man eventually did die, and his survivors honored his wishes. And whenever anyone walked by his grave and noticed the blank tombstone they would pause and mutter, “That’s odd.”
Three Doctors Talk about Death
The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.” “Hey,” adds the cardiologist, “that’s not a bad idea, I’d love my tombstone to be shaped as a heart…” The gynecologist is silent for a bit, then says, “I think scattering of the ashes is my option.”
A lawyer named Strange died.
His friends asked the tombstone inscriber to write “Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer” on the headstone. The inscriber suggested this would confuse people, who would think three men were buried there. He suggested “Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.” “Whenever anyone walks by,” he explained “they’ll be certain to remark, ‘That’s Strange.'”
