Most thrilling New Year’s Pun: 33 Lovely Examples

Most thrilling New Year’s Pun: 33 Lovely Examples.

New Year’s Puns: After all the challenges of the previous months and years, it’s always a refreshing experience to anticipate and welcome a new year.

Take in the New Year with fun and laughter by sharing amusing puns and jokes. Enjoy the eve with these crazy New Year’s puns.

Most thrilling New Year’s Pun: 33 Lovely ExamplesSome Refreshing New Year’s Puns

  • My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half full.

  • I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.

  • Pawty like it’s [insert new year].

  • Only gouda times at this family gathering.

  • My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.

Refreshing New Year’s Puns

  • New Year? I just got used to this last one!

  • To kick start my New Year: I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions?

  • Time to wine down.

  • Sips about to go down.

  • My NYE date stole a pizza my heart.

  • New year, same ‘ole me.

  • My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.

  • Gettin’ ready for all those ‘I haven’t showered since last year’ jokes.

  • Not wine-ing about this view.

  • New Year’s wishes, midnight kisses.

  • What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve? Social security.

  • ‘d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than someone’s cup of tea.

  • What is corn’s favorite holiday? New Ear’s Day!

  • My resolution was to read more, so I put the subtitles on my TV.

  • I’ll toast to that.

Happy new year

  • I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

  • What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!

  • Where there’s wine, there’s a way.

  • My New Years resolution is 1080p.

  • This slice stole a pizza my heart at midnight.

  • A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

  • Sip me baby one more time.

  • Let’s get this pawty started.

  • My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.

  • “My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

  • Keeping things bubbly. Wanted my dress to sparkle like it’s New Year’s Eve.

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