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Pasta Puns that Will Take some Stress Off You. 77 Classic lines.

Pasta Puns: Just as you love eating pasta, you should take out some time to have a good laugh. These pasta puns will light up your day.

Drollery Pasta Puns

1. One liners makes the best jokes. You can easily throw the jibes around. (theshoalspharmacy.com)

2. This is my idea of going green.

3. I’m having a ball.

4. Just a little something to show you how much olive you.

5. Oh! You must pasta shephen to me.

6. This too shall pasta.

7. Just a little something to show you how much olive you.

8. I walked right pasta restaurant without realizing it.

9. Sorry this gift is pasta due

10. You pasta your test!

11. Grab a knife – it’s time to cut some carbs.

12. I have some urgent office meeting next Monday, so we need to pasta-p our trip.

13. Always wonder if mixing pasta and antipasto is like mixing matter and anti-matter.

14. I cannoli shake my head and marvel at how fantastic you are.

15. I used here are to spend most of my time around pasta hotel.

16. The pastabilities are endless!

17. Come and spaghet it.

18. Person fills cannelloni in the pasta factory is the most annoyed one.

19. She’s dead, she pasta way.

20. Asked the waiter how long my spaghetti would be. He said he didn’t know but would measure it.

21. Think about the pasta-bilities.

22. This is my idea of going green.

23. Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.

24. Due to my exams, I pasta-p the job opportunities.

25. You’re an im-pasta!

26. My girlfriend left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta.

27. I think! He pasta way.

28. I’m having a ball.

29. Life is about exploring pasta-bilities.

30. This is pastably the worst pasta pun ever.

31. You’re pasta-tively amazing.

32. Due to endless pasta-bilities, we can make a magnificent structure of our project.

33. Went to a party and saw people giving each other bits of ravioli. Apparently they were playing pasta

34. I’m feeling a little saucy today.

35. Ah! This is pastably the worst day ever.

36. Extremly apologize, I know your birthday gift is pasta pending.

37. Like unrinsed spaghetti noodles, good friends stick together.

38. This meal is, like, tortellini awesome.

39. Thought I saw some spaghetti but it was fake. Turned out to be an impasta.

40. I’m recording this for pasta-terity.

41. It’s better to utilize own skills than to pasta from other sources.

42. Sorry this gift is pasta due.

43. She is pastably be the one who will do great work of God.

44. You’re pasta-tively awesome.

45. This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.

46. A friend didn’t believe me when I said I was making a car out of noodles. Then she saw me drive pasta.

47. Penne for your thoughts.

48. Local scientist takes his dog to work to help experiment on pasta. It’s a labranoodle.

Funny Pasta Pun Questions and Replies

Check out these pasta pun questions and pasta-tic replies.

1. What kind of pasta does the pope eat? Holy macaroni!

2. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian? A meat bawl!

3. What do you call a plate of spaghetti that looks like blood and guts? Creepypasta!

4. Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory? The chap who’s filling cannelloni.

5. What kind of pasta sticks to everything? Clinguine!

6. How small is the smallest type of pasta? It’s about a centimeter orzo!

7. Did you hear about the pasta maker who followed in his father’s footsteps? It just goes to show that the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree!

8. What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce? The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!

9. Can you pasta sauce please?

10. What type of dish does an impasta make? Faked ziti!

11. Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meat ball.

12. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house? Fettuccini afraido!

13. Did you hear that Sally ate three bowls of spaghetti? No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta!

14. Should Ric make the chicken parmigiana? No, ricotta make the lasagna!

15. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?  They caught the theif red-handed!

16. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas? Because he was a little square!

17. Pasta than a speeding bullet.

18. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

19. Where do you find scary stories about Italian food? CreepyPasta!

20. Do you know the Ghostbuster’s catchphrase in Italian? I ain’t alfredo no ghost!

21. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!

22. Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurant? The food cost a pretty penne!

23. How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo!

24. Where does pasta go to dance? The meatball!

25. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef? Pasta la vista!

26. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta? Chortellini!

27. Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting? It was just a little too saucy!

28. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween? It was too alfredo!

29. Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce? He wasn’t stroganoff!

30. What’s the dress code at the past convention? Bowtie!