School Puns that will not Fail to give you a Good Laugh

School Puns that will not Fail to give you a Good Laugh.

You sure know that comedy isn’t taught in schools, but surely it is where the most hilarious jokes, puns and stories come from.

The school taught us everything, both in the curriculum and extra-curriculum. School puns make for the most interesting laughter. Have a good time with this compilation of humourous school puns.

School Puns that will not FailSchool Pun Riddles

These riddles are just too funny. Check out the replies and laugh to stupor.

  • Who’s the king of the classroom? The ruler.

  • Did you hear about the teacher who almost got hit by a car? He was grading on a curve!

  • Why did the student bring scissors to school? Because he wanted to cut class.

  • Who’s the most dishonest member of the school faculty? The lie-brarian, of course!

  • Did you hear that someone fainted in class? Yep, she went down in history!

  • Why did the A student get so lonely? Because she was in a class by herself!

  • Why did everyone think the school dance was a joke? Because it had a big punch line!

  • Did you know that students learned about baking in Home Economics? Yeah, the final assignment was a piece of cake!

  • I was caught studying the periodic table in English class. It was an elementary mistake.

  • Why did the student throw his watch out of the window at school? He wanted time to fly.

  • What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink? Hot chalk-olate.

  • Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.

  • Why was the geometry class always tired?  Because they were all out of shape.

  • Why did the ghost hunter attend a pep rally at the local high school? He wanted to see their school spirit!

  • Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because he was going to high school.

  • Did you hear that an arsonist burned down the high school? He used a high-lighter!

  • How did the ophthalmology student decide which school to go to? He chose the one with the most pupils!

  • Why did the boy study on an airplane? Because he wanted to get a higher education.

  • The teacher said to one of her students one day, “I wish you’d pay a little attention.” The boy replied, “I’m paying as little as I can.”

  • Kids who have one-to-one tuition are in a class of their own. How do bees get to school?

  • How can students avoid putting all their eggs in one basket? By participating in lots of eggs-tracurricular activities!

  • What’s a snake’s favorite subject at school? Hiss-tory.

  • Why was the geometry teacher off school? Because she’d sprained her angle.

  • What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.

  • What do you call it when students read letters from their pen pals? A red letter day!

  • What does the cafeteria serve after school hours? After school specials!

  • What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point.

  • What’s do witches like best about school? Spell-ing.

School Pun Tags and ExpressionsSchool Pun Tags and Expressions

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  • Good principals have all their faculties intact.

  • Always a class act.

  • Initially I was just a little nervous about English, but now I’m past tense.

  • I’ve got so much school spirit, it’s spooky.

  • Remember, no punning in the hall.

  • Feeling gym dandy.

  • I’m angling for an A in Geometry.

  • I’m super-intending to have a great school year.

  • Geography is world class.

Back to School Pun Messages

Many of us don’t really like all that stress that comes with school work. We are not always that enthusiastic about going back to it. We can make the thought of going back to school less depressing with these funny school puns.

  • Don’t let all those pop quizzes burst your bubble.

  • School starts this autumn – make sure you don’t fall behind.

  • Hope nothing lessons your enthusiasm for going back to school.

  • You’re so bright, your teachers will have to wear shades.

  • I hope you find a group of friends who clique with you.

School Pun Jokes

These jokes about our school days are just cracking. We can all relate to how crazy school can be. Enjoy yourself with these great School puns and jokes.

  • Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly. “Correct,” says the teacher. The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts. “Correct again,” says the teacher. The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep. This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?” Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams, “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

  • This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”  The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”  When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…”

  • A dad is very concerned about his son’s bad grades in math so he decides to register him at a Catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card. It shows he’s getting “A”s in math. The dad is, of course, pleased, but asks his son, “Why are your math grades suddenly so good? ”The son says, “When I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing… This place means business!”

School Pun Jokes

  • A teacher says to her class one day, “Whoever answers my next question, can go home.” A boy throws his bag out the window. The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?” The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”

  • Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom. The teacher asked them, “Why are you arguing?” One of the boys replied, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

  • The teacher is droning away in the classroom one day when he notices a student sleeping at the back of the class. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!” The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”

  • The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun had written a note, and stuck it on the apple tray. It read, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

  • A young boy goes into school one day and says to his teacher, “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” His teacher says, “Of course not.” The boy says, “Good. I didn’t do my homework.”

  • One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up. The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he’s an idiot. The boy says, “No, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.”

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