30 Hilarious Skeleton Puns You Need to Know 2020

30 Hilarious Skeleton Puns You Need to Know 2020.

Puns are jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of a word. Bone puns always tickle my funny bone. Laughter is good for the body and the soul. It releases stress. It gives the circulatory system and the respiratory system a boost. If you’re excited to bone up on your skeleton puns, or just bored out of your skull, point your eye sockets at these examples.

Bone Puns 

• To someone you think is stretching the truth: “Is that a little fib-ula?” 

• To someone studying hard: “Time to bone up for the big exam?” 

• When you are getting ready to eat: “Bone Appetit!” 

• When you feel like acting crazy: “Bone to be wild!” 

• When you do something nice for someone: “That’s a bone-us.” 

• When someone irritates you: “I have a bone to pick with you.” 

• When you don’t want to do something: “I’m bone tired!” 

• When you don’t feel well: “I think I have femur.” 

• When you want company: “I’m feeling bonely.” 

• When you have a hunch about something: “I feel it in my bones.” 

• When someone laughs: “Did I tickle your funny bone?” 

• When deciding what’s for dinner: “How about spare ribs?” 

• When you almost had an accident: “That was a marrow escape!” 

• When you catch someone watching you: “Are you spine on me?” 

• When you don’t want to do something: “I’m dead tired!” 

Skeleton Puns 

• Q. Why wouldn’t the little skeleton stand up to the bully? A. He didn’t have the guts for it! 

• Q. Why did the little skeleton pretend to be sick? A. He didn’t want to go to skull! 

• Q. Why did the little skeleton get so cold? A. Because the wind went right through him! 

• Q. What did the little skeleton play in band? A. The trombone! 

• Q. Why didn’t the little skeleton go to the party? A. He had no body to go with. 

• Q. Where do skeletons take their cars? A. To the body shop. 

• Q. Why do skeletons like to use the doorbell? A. Because they are dead ringers. 

• Q. Why isn’t there music at skeleton church? A. Because they have no organs. 

• Q. Why can’t skeletons work in the mines? A. Because they only go six feet under. 

• Q. How do skeletons celebrate special occasions? A. They eat, drink, and be scary. 

• Q. What’s a skeleton’s coolest body part? A. The hip. 

• Q. Why was the job not getting done? A. They were working with a skeleton crew. 

• Q. What is a skeleton’s favorite treat? A. Bone-bones. 

• Q. Why was the skeleton so calm? A. Nothing got under his skin. 

• Q. What was the skeleton’s favorite line from Shakespeare? A. Tibia or not tibia.