Spookiest and Scariest Halloween Puns List Latest Update 2020

Spookiest and Scariest Halloween Puns List Latest Update 2020.

When it comes to Halloween puns list, the possibilities are practically endless. However, we’ve limited the following list to the best and most groan-worthy. You might call them the scream of the crop.

  • What kind of music did the mummies play at the Halloween party?
    Wrap!
  • Don’t go trick-or-treating with any vampires this Halloween – they can be a real pain in the neck!
  • Why did the witch turn someone into a road?
    She forgot to use spell check!
  • Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream.”
  • What is Dracula’s second favorite holiday after Halloween?
    Fangs-giving!
  • No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin! (Get it – Gobblin’?).
  • Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
    Because he had nobody to dance with!
  • Why did the ghost step outside the Halloween party?
    He needed a breath of fresh scare!
  • No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
  • Why did the ghost have to leave the Halloween party early?
    He couldn’t handle his boo’s!
  • Why did the ghost have to leave the Halloween party early?
    He couldn’t handle his boo’s!
  • Why do witches ride broomsticks on Halloween?
    Because vacuum cleaners suck!
  • What do you call a preteen jack o’ lantern who just got invited to the big party?
    A happy hollow tween!
  • What do you call seven days of full moons?
    A happy howler week!
  • What did the mummy say when Halloween was over?
    That’s a wrap!
  • Why did the witch refuse to go to the Halloween party?
    She was having a bad scare day!
  • Don’t let any annoying vampires give you a ride home from the Halloween party. They’ll drive you batty!
  • Cemeteries are always popular on Halloween. You might say people are dying to get in!
  • What do you say to someone who dresses up as the Easter Bunny for Halloween?
    Hoppy Halloween!
  • When ghosts team up to frighten people on Halloween, you might say they’re splitting scares.
  • How did the skeleton know it was going to be a great All Hallows Eve?
    He could feel it in his bones!
  • Why are vampires so easy to trick on Halloween?
    They’re all suckers!
  • What did they serve at the Halloween beach party?
    Sand-witches!

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Halloween Monster Puns

  • Ghouls just want to have fun!
  • Want to hear some skeleton puns? They’re very humerus!
  • It’s gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
  • Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
  • Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
  • I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.
  • You’re just my (blood) type.
  • Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
  • Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
  • I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
  • Let’s have some skele-fun!
  • Beware of Resting Witch Face.

Halloween Candy Puns

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  • No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
  • Here’s to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.
  • Stop goblin up all my candy!
  • Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream”!
  • Your costume is so realistic, it’s un-candy!
  • Trick or treat yo’ self to some candy.
  • No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
  • Witch better have my candy.
  • It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!
  • Bone appetit!
  • I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
  • Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don’t let it go to waist!
  • Twix or treat!
  • Wow, this Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
  • Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!

Witch Puns

 

  • witch halloween puns
  • “Witch, please.”
  • “Basic witch.”
  • “If the broom fits, fly it.”
  • “Resting witch face.”
  • “Witchful thinking.”
  • “What’s up my witches?”
  • “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
  • “Bow down, witches.”
  • “Witch better have my candy.”
  • “Keep calm and carry a wand.”
  • “You’ve got me under your spell.”

skeleton Halloween puns

  • “Lazy bones.”halloween puns list
  • “Bone to be wild.”
  • “Laughing ’til I’m coffin.”
  • “Some people have no guts.”
  • “Bugs and hisses.”
  • “Do you play the trom-bone?”
  • “Dying to have fun.”
  • “Bone appetit!”
  • “You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns.”
  • “I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.”
  • “Let’s have some skele-fun.”
  • “No body won the skeleton race.”

That’s a lot of Halloween puns, in case you do not find what you wanted kindly share it here with us when you find it.

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