The Wave of these Swimming Puns will Drag you Away.
Swimming Puns: Swimming is like food to some of us. We frequently find ourselves at the pool or beach and mostly in the company of friends.
You shouldn’t be wanting in ways to make your swimming date more fun. Share some lovely swimming puns and enjoy yourself.
Swimming Pun Tags and Headings
If you are planning to amuse your audience and give them some info about your pool experience, you might find these swimmy puns quite accurate.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
My moment in the sun.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
[Diving Board] I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
For instant fun, just add water.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Summer is just floating by.
Poor white splash.
Pool Party Puns
If it’s a pool party, then there should be plenty of bickering and laugh. The party can’t be boring with these crazy swimming puns.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Seven days without swimming makes one weak.
If there’s a will, there’s a wave.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
I do pool-ups every day.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Water you doing on [date]?
A splashing good time
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Get in the swim this summer.
We swim because we are TOO SEXY for a sport that requires clothes
In the POOL life is COOL
Oxygen is overrated.…you can always breathe later
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Swimming Pun Witty Exchange
You can’t really hold back if you hear these witty swimming pun riddles.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool? It was a real dive!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim? There was no life gourd on duty!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool? Spee-don’t!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool? Because there’s no “p” in it!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer? Leaf me alone!
What type of pool do mechanics like best? The car pool!
Why do dolphins only swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Where do fish keep their money? In river-banks!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations? They pool-ed their resources!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers? They don’t like the swim meats!
Why can elephants swim whenever they want? They always have their trunks!
What did Cinderella wear on her feet when she went swimming? Glass Flippers.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim? They never forget their trunks!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
Why did the swimmer go back in time? Because he was doing the backstroke!
What is the best exercise for swimmers? Pool-ups!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming? The Bach stroke!
Where do ghosts like to go swimming? Lake Eerie!
What did the ice cube say to the glass of water? I was water before it was cool!
Why don’t vegetarians swim in competitions? Because they don’t like meets.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool? Tree trunks!
What kinds of jokes do turtles tell? Shell-arious ones!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best? Pool noodles!