Hilarious Thanksgiving Puns for Your Friends and Family
Hilarious Thanksgiving Puns for Your Friends and Family.
Thanksgiving is one of the most celebrated holidays in the United States. A time to get together with friends and family, eat, watch some football, and have fun. And most importantly, express gratitude and give thanks for all of blessings in life.
Sometimes, it isn’t always the easiest holiday to get through with your family. So, lighten any mood with these hilarious Thanksgiving jokes.
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Thanksgiving Puns
1. “I’m all about that baste.”
2. “Let’s get basted!”
3. “Because stuffing compares, stuffing compares to you.” – Twitter User @GuapoFlames
4. “You think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.”
5. “Can’t nobody tell me stuffin…”
6. “Go stuff yourself”
7. “Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck”
8. “Go pluck yourself”
9. “Thanksgiving is plucking awesome”
10. “Total Feast Mode”
11. “Feast your eyes on this”
12. “50 shades of gravy”
13. “Pour some gravy on me”
14. “The way we shop a few hours after Thanksgiving would have our ancestors turn over in their gravy.”
15. “You are the pumpkin pie of my eye.”
16. “Pumpkin pie love you”
17. “Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about”
18. “Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey”
19. “Talk Turkey to me”
20. “Thanksgiving has the tur-key to my heart”
21. “You can’t quit reading these Thanksgiving puns cold turkey.”
22. “No fowl language over Turkey dinner.”
23. “Fowl on the play. Not saying grace before dinner.”
24. “Poul-tree on Thursday, Christmas Tree on Friday.”
25. “I yam what I yam.”
26. “Eat, Drink, and Cranberry”
27. “Look at you eat! You are on a green bean casse-roll”
28. “Gobble til you wobble”
29. “Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.”
30.“That wishbone was all “oh, snap!””
31. “Nothing gets butter than this.”
32. “More rolls? You butter believe it!”
33. “Don’t be bitter, have more butter”
Thanksgiving One-Liners
34. Leggings, leaves, and lattes
35. Leftovers are for quitters
36. Hello Gourd-geous
37. If a turkey runs away, does that make it a chicken?
38. Thinner before Thanksgiving dinner
39. Get in my belly
40. WTF = Wine, Thanksgiving, and Family
41. You gotta risk it for the biscuit
42. Leaving are falling which means Thanksgiving is calling
43. Happy Fall, Y’all!
44. Merry Black Friday Eve!
45. Bring on the Turkey Coma
46. Roast, roast, roast your bones… a-long with the turkey. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrilly, life is but a dream
47. Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe .
48. Get your fat pants ready 
Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles
49. What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
Gobble-ins
50. What do you call a small cup at Thanksgiving
A Gobble-let
51. What is a turkey’s favorite candy?
Gobble-stopper
52. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Nothing, they’re already stuffed.
53. What kind of music do pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
54. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
55. “Why did the police arrest the turkey?”
They suspected it of foul play!” — Unknown
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