These Creepy Witch Puns Will Make you Scream And Laugh

These Creepy Witch Puns Will Make you Scream And Laugh.

Witch Puns: These Creepy Witch Puns Will Make you Scream And Laugh. On Halloween night, you and your squad are most likely planning on taking over. That could mean dressing up for a backyard dinner and spooky cocktails or enjoying festive movies under the moonlight.

These Creepy Witch Puns Will Make you Scream And Laugh

Even if you’re still deciding what to do, you know you’ll need some Halloween witch puns, because you’ll have your coven of best witches by your side.

If you’re having a small gathering with just your roommates, mix up a batch of witch’s brew to enjoy. That’s where you can use witch puns to name your signature drink and to caption your sippin’ selfies

The mystique of witches, combined with their long and unique history, make for some enchanting wordplay.

With a little eye of newt and toe of frog (plus a few other witchy things), we’ve brewed up the following concoction of witch puns.

They’re perfect for Halloween greetings, social media captions, or whenever you simply need a good cackle.



witch punsHere are some short witch puns that are perfect for Halloween captions, crafts, and the like.

  1. Hope your Halloween is hex-tra special.
  2. Looking brew-tiful.
  3. Resting witch face.
  4. Look what the black cat dragged in.
  5. Here I am, warts and all.
  6. Witching you a Happy Halloween!
  7. Basic witch.
  8. Snap, cackle, and pop.
  9. [Text Message] Just thought I’d send you a hexed message.
  10. Have a magical Halloween.

Riddles Witch Puns

witch puns

  1. Here are some hex-amples of witch puns in the form of riddles.
  2. What did the witch say to her victim as he was waiting? Bewitcha in a minute!
  3. Why did the aspiring witch get rejected by the coven? She couldn’t drive a stick!
  4. Did you hear about the witch twins? No one could tell witch was witch!
  5. What sign was posted in the witches’ parking lot? Violators will be toad!
  6. What did the witch say to people who visited her house? Come sit for a spell!
  7. What do you call someone who doesn’t become a witch until they’re older? A late broomer!
  8. Why should witches never use their broomsticks when angry? They might fly off the handle!
  9. Why did the man decide not to divorce his wife after she became a witch? He married her for better and for warts!
  10. Why do witches fly on broomsticks, of all things? So they can make a clean getaway!
  11. How did the witch make it to the summoning when her broom broke down? She witch-hiked!
  12. How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework? She bristled at the suggestion!
  13. What’s the best place to search for information on witches? Wicca-pedia!
  14. Why did the girl get kicked out of witch school? She failed her spelling test!
  15. Did you hear about the girl who thought she could learn to cast spells and fly on a broomstick?
  16. It was all witchful thinking!
  17. What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews? A hag-riculturist!
  18. Did you know there are witches with the power to plunge a room into darkness? They’re called lights witches!
  19. Why couldn’t the little witch read her spell book? It was written in curse-ive!
  20. Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight? She had a fainting spell!
  21. Can a witch fly her broom into space? No, she needs a witch craft for that!
  22. What do you call a witch who lives in the desert? A sand witch!

Halloween witch puns

witch puns

  1. “Boss witch.”
  2. “Witch crew are you referring to?”
  3. “I know how to drive a stick.”
  4. “Bewitcha in a minute.”
  5. “Resting witch face.”
  6. “We fly on broomsticks so we can make a clean getaway.”
  7. “If the broom fits.”
  8. “Keep calm and carry a wand.”
  9. “Where my ghouls at?”
  10. “Witch way to the brew?”
  11. “Creepin it real.”
  12. “Eat, drink, and be scary.”
  13. “Haunting it.”
  14. “Just me and my best ghoulfriends.”
  15. “Everything I brew, I brew it for you.”
  16. “It’s a brewtiful day for some witch’s brew.”
  17. “Just (witch’s) brew it.”
  18. “You’re brewtiful.”
  19. “Witch way to the party?”
  20. “Witch better have my candy.”
  21. “Trick or treat yourselves, witches.”
  22. “Come witch me.”
  23. “This is how you party when you’re witch and famous.”
  24. “Bow down, witches.”
  25. “We’re 100% those witches.”
  26. “Cheers, witches!”
  27. “What up, my witches?”
  28. “Witching you a very haunted Halloween.”
  29. “These witches are my best ghoulfriends.”
  30. “Feeling wicked sassy.”
  31. “I’ll be witchin’.”
  32. “Son of a witch!”
  33. “Bad witch.
  34. “Witch, please.”

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