220 Cool Nicknames for Penis That You Will Love 2022 Update
– 220 Cool Nicknames for Penis That You Will Love –
Does calling it Penis sounds awkward? Or you choose not to refer to it simply as a ‘penis’ or your ‘dick’, but instead giving it its own name for a sense of fun, then you’re not alone.
Are you tired of trolling the internet for funny, old, or foreign nicknames for manhood of your husband or your boyfriend? Look no more!
Here’s your exhaustive list of penis nicknames.
Cool Nicknames for Penis
- Plumtree shaker
- Knick-knack
- Silent flute
- Dick
- Pin
- Spindle
- Pulling prick
- Fiddle
- Doodle
- Bollocks
- Dolly
- Concern
- Peter
- Milkman
- Beak
- Father confessor
- Best leg of three
- Quimstake
- Athenaeum
- Life preserver
- Diddle
- Live rabbit
- Bob-my-nag
- Cracksman
- Johnson
- Bush-whacker
- Bedfellow
- Fornicating engine
- Belly-ruffian
- Billy-my-nag
- Merrymaker
- Flapdoodle
- Lullaby
- Cutlass
- Fornicating member
- Jacob
- Timothy tool
- Love staff
- Captain Standish
- Butcher
- Langolee
- Bludgeon
- Cuckoo
- Arse-wedge
- Bum-tickler
- Brat-getter
- Skyscraper
- Leather-dresser
- Lodger
- Tentpeg
- Copper-stick
- Cranny hunter
- Manroot
- Baby-maker
- Foreman
- Chink-stopper
- Bayonet
- Fornicating tool
- Lance of love
- Beard-splitter
- Enemy
- Dard
- Dingus
- Pee-wee
- Mole
- Leather-stretcher
- Meat skewer
- Master of ceremonies
Adoring Nicknames for Penis
- Eye-opener
- Tickle-faggot
- Love dart
- Arse-opener
- Cream stick
- Little davy
- Lobster
- Nippy
- Nimrod
- Customs officer
- Cony-catcher
- Child-getter
- Charmer
- Hot member
- Ducey
- Whang
- Soupbone
- Tonsil Tickler
- Family organ
- Cob
- Axe
- Tater
- Aleck
- Roger
- Ham-bone
- Ding-dong
- Sweetener
- Dingle
- Patootie
- Corporal
- Joystick
- Banana
- Okra
- Putz
- Arm
- Pencil
- Mule
- Drill
- Swelling
- Whanger
- Wee-wee
- Weiner/Weeny
- Pee-pee
- Old boy
- Gospel-pipe
- Dodger
- Ambassador
- Majesty
- Dornick
- Redcap
- Baby-fetcher
- Toothpick
- Organ grinder
- Crumb
- Skin flute
- One-eyed rattlesnake
- Bald-headed sailor
- Dingbat
- Goober
- Hot Dog
- Champion
- Nightstick
Literary Nicknames for Penis
Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
- Pud
- Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there
- Length
- Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman
- Love muscle
- Yard
- Knob
- Manhood: the most polite term of them all
- Langer (Ireland)
- Prick
- Rod
- Jimmy
- Shaft
- Lad (Ireland)
- Tadger (UK, Australia)
- Member
- Phallus
Funny Names for Penis
If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.
- Rumpleforeskin
- King Dong
- Disco stick
- The bone ranger
- Tuna torpedo
- Cave hunter
- Heat seeking moisture missile
- Womb broom
- One-eyed trouser trout
- Cocktapus
- The Dicktator
- Mutton dagger
- Uncle Reamus
- Moby Dick
- Tan Banana
- Tiny Tim
- Knobgoblin
- Puff the one-eyed dragon
- One-eyed monster
- Trouser Snake
- Purple helmeted warrior of love
- Woody Womb Pecker
- Justin-in beaver
- Herman von longschlongenstein
- Wedding wrecker
- Dora the explorer
- Lap Rocket
- Sex Pistol
- Womb Raider
- Frank n’ beans
- Russell the one-eyed muscle
- Richard and the twins
- Weapon of Ass Destruction
- Meat scepter
- The blue-veined aristocrat
- Fuck puppet
- Excalibur
- Spam javelin
- Lord Hardwick
- Long dong silver
- Energizer Bunny
- Yogurt slinger
- Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
- Action Jackson
- Jurassic Pork
- Clam hammer
- Pleasure Pump
- Vagina miner
- Vlad the Impaler
- Atomic turtle
International Slangs Name for Penis
Don’t like any of these English nicknames for penis? Try slang for ‘penis’ in another language! Words for penis around the world:
- Piel: (Afrikaans)
- Spaetzle: (German) noodles
- Skaufi: (Icelandic)
- Dhanda: (Hindi) stick
- Boga: (Bengali)
- Chlen: (Russian) member
- Quadibun: (Arabic)
- Mulkku: (Finnish)
- Lu: (Shanghainese)
- Lao Er: (Mandarin)
- Pica: (Brazilian Portuguese)
- Zayyin: (Hebrew) pronounced like ‘Zion,’ which leaves room for plenty of puns
- Cazzo: (Italian)
- Zip: (Sudanese)
- Petter-Niklas: (Swedish)
- Uberaffengeil: (German) “super monkey horny.”
- Chin-Chin: (Japanese)
- Brocos: (Pidgin – Nigeria)
- Pinto: (Spanish) small penis
- Ptak a vejce: (Czech) bird and eggs
- Bite: (French)
- Isin lulik: (Tetun/East Timor) magic or holy body
If we missed any, please leave the missing penises in the comment section below.
