You Will Get High on these Wine Puns

You Will Get High on these Wine Puns.

Wine Puns: Wine is a great ingredient of human life. It has been there for a while same as some funny and hilarious puns. We can get more good time with some wine puns.  It is not only to get intoxicated on the alcohol, use wine puns to lift your mood.

Wine Pun Riddles

Wine Pun Riddles

Why were there so many complaints about the service at that banquet? Because the server of the wine did a pour job.

Where do people lock up their drinks? In a wine cabernet.

What happened when the man drank too much vino? He ended up getting a cab.

Why was the grape so sad? Because he had been crushed.

What is purple and long? The grape wall of China.

What’s purple and huge and swims in the ocean? Moby Grape.

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with? Sushi.

What superpower do wine drinkers have? The ability to make wine disappear.

What is a woman’s idea of a balanced diet? A glass of wine in each hand.

Why did the man rescue the wine? Because it was trapped in a bottle.

When do men drink alcohol? Wine o’clock.

What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy? Sauvign-yawn blanc!

What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate? Port whine!

Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine? Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!

Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire? He heard it was a Goodyear!

Have fun with these witty exchange of lovely wine puns

Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business? They call themselves the Sip-ranos!

Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine? Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!

Do librarians like white wine? No, they like theirs well red!

What kind of wine do traffic cops like best? Fine wine!

What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection? Mos-cat-o!

Crazy One Liners Wine Pun

Everything happens for a riesling.

“Here for the right riesling.

It’s wine o’clock.

Time to wine down.

My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick.

“Will you accept this rosé?

Is that a yay or cabernet?

You are so bottlefull to me.

Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!

Oh, sweet child of wine.

Once upon a wine.

“You had me at merlot.

On cloud wine.

Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.

Chardonnay or should I go?

Not wine-ing about this view.

Say you’ll be wine.

Rosé all day.

“You can’t sip with us.

Stop and smell the rosé.

You’re the wine that I want.

Partners in wine.

Sip happens.

Love the wine you’re with.

Adulting makes me wine.

Another glass? Wine not?!

Wine a little, laugh a lot.”

You had me at merlot.

Grape time

Sip, sip hooray.

Feeling grape.

Be kind, re-wine.

Giving you more reasons to wine.

It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.

Read between the wines.

Let’s get fizzical. Pass the prosecco.

No wine left behind.

Let’s re-wine this day, please.

Back that glass up.

Comical Wine Puns

Comical Wine Puns

What did the grape say when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

Why couldn’t the white wine make any friends in school? Because he was too corky.

What did the wine bottle say to others who lost their cork? Don’t worry, everything happens for a riesling.

What spot did the Malbec come in the race? Number wine.

Why do they say wine improves with age? Because the older you get, the more you like it.

Why is it good to share your feelings with a wine bottle? Because it’s not good keeping them all bottled up.

What is a grape’s favorite day? Winesday.

Why did the cheese and vino become good friends? Because they pair well.

What did the merlot bottle yell when he jumped in the pool? Bottoms up.

What do you call a mammal that loves merlot? A winoceros.

How did the cabernet feel after its performance? On cloud wine.

What did the male wine say to the female? You had me at merlot.

Why wasn’t the man scared to talk to the lady in the wine bar? Because he had liquor courage.

Why are cab bottles scared of vampires? Because they know they like feasting on necks.

Funny Wine Puns

Short Punny Wine Jokes

Why did the grape get sent to the principal’s office? Because it was always whining.

Where do grapes go for breakfast? A winer.

How do you make a sauvignon blanc bottle open up to you? You have to uncork it first.

How does James Bond-like his wine? Swirled, not stirred.

What do cabernet sauvignon bottles ride for vacation? On a cruise sip.

What is a grape’s favorite day? Winesday.

What did the Merlot say after a long day’s work? Time to uncork and unwind.

What did the happy red wine say to the sad white? Hakuna Moscato.

Unlike milk, when is it okay to cry? When there’s spilled wine.

What is Merlot’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast? Wine-o’s.

What do you get when you cross red white and a lion? A wine bottle that isn’t afraid to show its loud pour.

What did the doctor tell the cupboard? It may need glasses.

Why did the cheese and vino become good friends? Because they pair well.

What did the merlot bottle yell when he jumped in the pool? Bottoms up.

Funny Wine Puns

What do you call a wine hangover? The grape depression.

Why were the grapes in the kitchen so rotten? Because they had fermented.

Where did the Merlot say it heard the rumors? Through the grapevine.

Why is every box of raisins a tragedy? Because they were grapes that could have been wine.

How can you tell which of the wine tasters is visiting a place for the first time? By the blanc look on their faces.

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