Humorous Winter Puns to Enliven the Coldness of the Season
Humorous Winter Puns to Enliven the Coldness of the Season.
If you let cold get to you, you are sure to detest winter. It doesn’t have to be all icy and cold. With some amusing puns, you can enjoy a warm season.
Lovely Puns about Ice
Cure your iciness with these puns. As icy as funny
There she froze, there she froze again…
Before your very ice
Froze were the good old days
Ice to meet you.
I only have ice for you!
How’s your icesight?
I’ve got an ice up my sleeve
Variety is the ice of life
Any way the wind froze.
Don’t think ice about it
An icicle made for two
Go with the ebbs and froze
Let’s list the froze and cons
All hope is not frost
I call ’em as icy ’em
This winter is a frostrating situation
Sugar and ice and everything nice
Beautiful and Warm Winter Puns
These pleasant winter puns will stir you up.
Head for the Chills
This view is thaw-dropping!
I’ve got a slush on you
You don’t know what’s at flake here
How Rudolf you to say that!
Let’s cool it a day
Floe me a kiss
I came, I thaw, I conquered
Ebb and floe
Shovel off!
I glove you
For goodness flake!
Don’t brrst my bubble!
Love at frost sight
It was mitten in the stars
No one is above the thaw.
The weird and winterful world we live in
Surfing the winternet
This crazy little thing cold love
That was thaw-some!
I’m walking in a winter pun-derland
I’m stuck on you like igloo
We’re season the day!
Be chill, my beating heart
Heart and solstice
Winter is here, weather you like it or not
That hit below the melt.
Flake it till you make it
Whatever coats your boat.
Freeze the day
The best things in life are freeze
I cold you I love winter!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Don’t coat me on that!
Home sleet home
I coldn’t care less!
Winter gets my creative juices floe-ing
I snuggle to get through these winter days
Every day I’m shoveling
Rime and punishment
I’d chill for a cup of tea
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Riddles with Winter Puns
These funny exchanges will warm up your winter
What sort of cakes do snowmen like? The ones with thick icing!
What do you call an Eskimo cow? An Eskimoo!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball!
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather. It’s snow joke.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole? Cold cash!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed? A cold.
What do you call a slow skier? A slopepoke!
What’s a good winter tip? Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What did the snowman eat? Icebergs with chilli sauce.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing? Axel Froze.
What type of diet did the snowman go on? The Meltdown Diet.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? Snow and Tell.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? Because he liked cool music.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder. (Ultram)
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost bite.
What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.
What do snowmen do on Christmas? Play with the snow angels.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman? Brrrr – itos.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for Fresh Prints!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy? Snow caps.