Humorous Winter Puns to Enliven the Coldness of the Season

Humorous Winter Puns to Enliven the Coldness of the Season.

If you let cold get to you, you are sure to detest winter. It doesn’t have to be all icy and cold. With some amusing puns, you can enjoy a warm season.

Humorous Winter Puns

Lovely Puns about Ice

Cure your iciness with these puns. As icy as funny

There she froze, there she froze again…

Before your very ice

Froze were the good old days

Ice to meet you.

I only have ice for you!

How’s your icesight?

I’ve got an ice up my sleeve

Variety is the ice of life

Any way the wind froze.

Don’t think ice about it

An icicle made for two

Go with the ebbs and froze

Let’s list the froze and cons

All hope is not frost

I call ’em as icy ’em

This winter is a frostrating situation

Sugar and ice and everything nice

Train on winter

Beautiful and Warm Winter Puns

These pleasant winter puns will stir you up.

Head for the Chills

This view is thaw-dropping!

I’ve got a slush on you

You don’t know what’s at flake here

How Rudolf you to say that!

Let’s cool it a day

Floe me a kiss

All hail broke loose

I came, I thaw, I conquered

Ebb and floe

Shovel off!

I glove you

For goodness flake!

Don’t brrst my bubble!

Love at frost sight

It was mitten in the stars

No one is above the thaw.

The weird and winterful world we live in

Surfing the winternet

This crazy little thing cold love

That was thaw-some!

I’m walking in a winter pun-derland

I’m stuck on you like igloo

We’re season the day!

Be chill, my beating heart

Heart and solstice

Winter is here, weather you like it or not

That hit below the melt.

Flake it till you make it

Whatever coats your boat.

Freeze the day

The best things in life are freeze

I cold you I love winter!

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Don’t coat me on that!

Home sleet home

I coldn’t care less!

Winter gets my creative juices floe-ing

I snuggle to get through these winter days

Every day I’m shoveling

Rime and punishment

I’d chill for a cup of tea

Winter is un-brr-lieveable!

Shoveling snow on winter

Riddles with Winter Puns

These funny exchanges will warm up your winter

What sort of cakes do snowmen like? The ones with thick icing!

What do you call an Eskimo cow? An Eskimoo!

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball!

Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather. It’s snow joke.

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole? Cold cash!

What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed? A cold.

What do you call a slow skier? A slopepoke!

humorous winter puns

What’s a good winter tip? Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.

What did the snowman eat? Icebergs with chilli sauce.

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown!

Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing? Axel Froze.

What type of diet did the snowman go on? The Meltdown Diet.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile!

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.

How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? An ice burger extra cheese.

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake!

What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? Snow and Tell.

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? Because he liked cool music.

What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost bite.

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.

What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.

What do snowmen do on Christmas? Play with the snow angels.

What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman? Brrrr – itos.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for Fresh Prints!

What is a mountains favorite type of candy? Snow caps.

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