36 Extra Cheesy Pizza Puns that Will Make you Smile

36 Extra Cheesy Pizza Puns that Will Make you Smile.

Cheesy Pizza Puns: Everyone loves pizza and a good pun. Sometimes we just need a good laugh, so we’ve decided to put together a list of hilarious pizza puns to help get you through the week. Enjoy the best picks from our collection! 

Extra Cheesy Pizza Puns 

• What pizza do dogs eat? Puperoni.

• How can you tell if you are in love? If they stole a pizza your heart.

• What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close.

• What type of person doesn’t love pizza? A weirdough.

• What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date? I never sausage a beautiful face.

• What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? Slice to meet you.

• What is a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie hard.

• Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

• What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZZZZa.

• Why did the man go into the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.

• What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement.

• “Waiter, will my pizza be long?” “No sir, it will be round!”

• What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? Cheeses Crust.

• What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

• How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

• What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.

• What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? You don’t pepper-own-me.

• What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.

• Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties? Because he’s such a fungi.

• What is a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.

• What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of? Stiff tips.

•  Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? Because they were told that Dominoes were always getting played!

• How do you get a musician off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.

• How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.

• What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella? Sorry but I am too mature for you.

• How can you tell if a customer is a Buddhist? They ask you to make them one with everything.

• What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver? The pizza can feed a family of four.

• What did the doughnut say to the pizza? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.

• Why did the hipster burn his lips? He ate his pizza before it was cool.

• I burnt my Hawaiian pizza, should have used aloha temperature.

• I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…But I can’t work out the delivery.

• What is the best way to stop a pizza curling? Hide its brush.

• I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day. He wasn’t happy.

• Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

• What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can’t eat it! (Ambien)
• What did the pepperoni say to the cook? You wanna pizza me? 

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