36 Extra Cheesy Pizza Puns that Will Make you Smile.
Cheesy Pizza Puns: Everyone loves pizza and a good pun. Sometimes we just need a good laugh, so we’ve decided to put together a list of hilarious pizza puns to help get you through the week. Enjoy the best picks from our collection!
Extra Cheesy Pizza Puns
- What pizza do dogs eat? Puperoni.
- How can you tell if you are in love? If they stole a pizza your heart.
- What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close.
- What type of person doesn’t love pizza? A weirdough.
- What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date? I never sausage a beautiful face.
- What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? Slice to meet you.
- What is a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie hard.
- Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
- What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZZZZa.
- Why did the man go into the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.
- What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement.
- “Waiter, will my pizza be long?” “No sir, it will be round!”
- What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? Cheeses Crust.
- What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
- What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
- What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? You don’t pepper-own-me.
- What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.
- Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties? Because he’s such a fungi.
- What is a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.
- What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of? Stiff tips.
- Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? Because they were told that Dominoes were always getting played!
- How do you get a musician off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.
- How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.
- What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella? Sorry but I am too mature for you.
- How can you tell if a customer is a Buddhist? They ask you to make them one with everything.
- What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver? The pizza can feed a family of four.
- What did the doughnut say to the pizza? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
- Why did the hipster burn his lips? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
- I burnt my Hawaiian pizza, should have used aloha temperature.
- I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…But I can’t work out the delivery.
- What is the best way to stop a pizza curling? Hide its brush.
- I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day. He wasn’t happy.
- Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
- What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can’t eat it! (Ambien)
- What did the pepperoni say to the cook? You wanna pizza me?